At the beach:
Teen guy sitting with group of teen guys and girls: 'you guys have all
these towels and you left me with the pochontas one? Really?'
At ice cream:
Young dad on cell phone: 'you at the bridge? Whatever you do, don't
jump off of it. Don't go swimming either - the current is too strong.'
(bridge in question is the sagamore bridge. And he's talking about
swimming in the cape cod canal. no one in their right minds would think 'i like bridge jumping. let me jump off THIS bridge!')
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