suddenly hate the guests. have had to slave for two days and now they will all swarm in, demanding (blog updates) like cuckoos.
- bridget jones's diary
j/k j/k. i know without the readers this blog would be nothing but my ramblings and since you have all been so kind as to humor me i should not refer to you as cuckoos.
was a stellar wknd all around if i do say so myself. power hour was an immense success - had a great turnout including, stein, megh, steger, charlo, vinithia, several of vin's friends, two of my coworkers (bad for the corporate persona) and my roomate who appeared at the eleventh hour to find us all drunk and beer cans all over the floor and ended up coming out and making out. now that i would put on par with finding a black lace bra in the freezer in terms of measuring party success. another way to tell the party was a success is we ended up with more beer than we started with when the goal was to drink all the beer left over from our open/housewarming party. this is either fabulous or we're lame. unclear.
with a nod to tradition - here are the toasts from friday night's power hour:
1. old friends and new
2. ME (forget who this was. brendan maybe?)
3. being able to play college drinking games in the real world
4. having more beer than we know what to do with
5. no responsibility (stein is done with MBA year 1 - congrats!)
6. 54 more minutes of drinking
7. zeb being almost 10 years older than the rest of us (but he still came out and rocked. he gets points)
8. hammered
9. macrobreweries (were any of the beers we were drinking of this nature?)
10. milano cookies, chessmen and my personal favorite - chewy oatmeal raisin (this was megh. at last i know who actually eats those oatmeal raisin cookies)
11. binge drinking
12. awk moments at the urinal with my boss - "i mean i couldn't even go" (notice how far in we were)
13. philly phillys beating the ny mets (oh that was a bold move. then again, i don't think any of us actually were from ny so i guess it's okay)
14. knowing this many people as crazy as you are
15. kcarm - who i have yet to see at one of these things (stein's toast. but i have yet to see him also. still, i keep inviting him. hmmm)
16. to the acronym FUBAR and what we're all going to be at the end of the night (i was not familiar with said acronym so someone explained it to me, but unfortunately i was fubar and can't remember it)
17. here's to the most uncomfortable position i have ever been in my life (slight exageration)
18. tom and his new haircut
19. vh1 - (charlo was at the gym)
20. late arrivals
21. mulley, who would enjoy this if she were here (you bet she would)
22. nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad
23. to being modestly to severly out of shape
24. luke skywalker and his fellow jedi knights
25. to not having a fucking clue what i want to be when i grow up
26. happy happy
27. my first power hour! (vin's friend. not mine. lord knows that cherry was popped the last day of freshman spring with shuter and the hockey girls)
28. to having a nice buzz going on and being kept away from children and small animals
29. to having a buzz and keeping away from everyone
30. killing all the beer
31. unlimited text message plans
32. flash dance
33. constant berating
34. educated pirates b/c they are the scariest!
35. happiness happiness (we are the love generation)
36. global alpha (no clue what this means)
37. zach morris and the cast of saved by the bell who taught me to be a person
38. ooc impromtu dance parties
39. world domination
40. vins love of shania twain (she vehemently denies this slanderous libel)
41. realizing my last toast was sketchy and you're all beautiful people (someone invite him back to hang out)
42. thank you to our lord jesus christ that george bush is in office (uh oh. there's a line. adn he went right up to it and then fell across it)
43. carrie underwood - my favorite country singer
44. hugh grant who threw beans at a reporter (this was news to me)
45. beer garden
46. can't read it. there's a g and a the but that's all i can make out
47. party fouls
48. marriages with expiration dates (i wasn't aware any of us were considering marriage)
49. to zeb - he's funny
50. keep on trucking
51. teasing something as an excuse ala lilly allen (huh?)
52. to the clap - steger also arrived here
53. growing pains theme song
54. david hasslehoff and eternal youth
55. boobs (this one never gets old)
56. to all my new friends on fb
57. laffy taffy maybe?
58. keith richards snorting his father's ashes (whoa. this power hour had a decided dark side)
59. ?
60. snap your fingers (what's happening, what's up got patrone in my cup)
here ends the power hour. steger ate more waffles ala our last event. vinithia had strawberry shortcake and peanut butter. then we rounded everyone up and went to brass monkey for awhile - which we later ditched for diner crab and artichoke dip and burgers. we were all passing out at the table. this diner had a dj. only in nyc.

